ASSHOLES FINISH FIRST
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Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to ''some next-level shit.'' You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking: What's it like to have sex with a midget? What does it do to a man to watch a 19-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does? 'At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job? The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences: His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.
| Author: | MAX TUCKER |
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| ISBN-13: | 9781439198698 |
| Publisher: | SIMON & SCHUSTER |
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